I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
How naked do you want me to be?
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