Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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