So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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