Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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