if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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