I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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