Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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