i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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