This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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