Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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