so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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