just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We talked him into tasing himself.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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