She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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