The maid of honor just puked.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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