awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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