I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I can't put those talents on a resume
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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