have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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