whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I think I am morally bankrupt
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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