fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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