"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
