idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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