We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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