you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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