how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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