I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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