Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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