why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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