My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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