go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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