i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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