I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
The Olympian is in my bed
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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