I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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