She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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