ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she looked like the before picture.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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