shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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