Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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