yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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