i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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