Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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