Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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