420 ftw
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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