i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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