drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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