Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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