Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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