That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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