Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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