I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
cat food counts as protein by the way
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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