i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
