Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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