But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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