So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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