It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Randomize
