she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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