does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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