Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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