The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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